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How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.
I’m 100% sure it was just George
First of all fuck you
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
I’m the jealous type, you know why? Because remember, we started out as ” just friends” too
Frank Ocean (via saintclarity)
the Jonah in its natural habitat
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
First day of high school was… Mildly successful? Chafed between my legs and got lost a few times, but… It was good!
Ten minutes til I leave the house. #earlyforeverything
School starts today. *sigh*